Who is the right person?

Who is the right person? 

Is he/her a stroke of luck or conspired by the universe.
Someone you know for ages or someone you catch a glace of.
Is he/her the person who displays love, joy, sorrow, anger with sheer passion.

Compatibility?

Compatibility, as The Oxford defines it as "A state in which two things are able to exist or occur together without problems or conflict." 

Without problems or conflict? 

The major conflict in Romeo and Juliet is not between the two main characters, but between their families. All of the other problems in the plot stem from this feud, and the two lovers must keep their love a secret and go to great lengths to fight the greater forces against them.

Okay, they both die in the end, not a good example. But I haven't seen any "loving" couple without problems and conflict I assure you that. What embarks upon a lifetime of efforts cannot be shunned in a matter of minutes. Things work like clockwork, one minute all good and the other is full of dismay and remorse. The trick is to outweigh the mass of sorrow, with happiness, together. 

It must not be just compatibility then. 

What other forces work in bonding two people in a place other than compatibility?

Honesty?

Indeed. A life force attaching itself to the core of every 'lasting' relationship. A criterion one can rely on. Honesty works both ways. Transparency and Acceptance are the pillars of Honesty. 

With the "right person," you see him for what he/she is and for whatever reason the bulb lights up. It can take weeks, month or even years for that 'click'. The problem is not two people click at the same "time".

Time? 

The very essence of Einstein's theory of special relativity. Derived to Quantum Entanglement, two bodies separated by a distance work together but in the opposite manner, connected by a "quantum force".

The Right Time for the Right Person can be a daunting task. The hustle and bustle of partnering ups around us can be the Steric hindrance we seem to be caught in and not see beyond. Caught up in the Relationship myopia, we tend to overlook, what the future holds to aim for excellence.

The right person is there, he/she exists in this imperfect world, as a speck of stardust, collecting his/her thoughts, ambitions and hopes to someday baffle you with charm, intellect, and honesty. 

Everything wrong with 'Baahubali 2 : The Sedimentation'

(Honest Review) SPOILER ALERT!

Okay, just like every mainstream Indian citizen I went and watched the movie. Its now 'The Movie' in India. I genuinely didn’t give a rat’s ass about why Kattapa killed Baahubali. I however wanted to see the epic fight sequence and the use of CGI. After the horrible Plaster of Paris bull CGI in BB1 I was prepared for more, but, -_- , to my surprise the pOp bull was a teaser to what you get to see in BB2, epic-transformer-ship-cum-flying-swan-shaped-sails-becoming-wings-clouds-dance-drums, WOOOOT!!! O.o There only so little the human mind can endure. Doped DOP, I want what the DOP was high on when he thought of that scene. But wait there is more, after Amarendra Baahubali's demise his son Mahendra Baahubali took all his physical features but not his super CGI capabilities nor his super analytical, logical reasoning skills. He went on to a more flash version, retarded bouncer brain with absurd trade of thought. One particular scene where Kattapa asked Mahendra baahubali to think like his father (end scene) and not be a hot headed idiot, he did this amazing thing where he flung his troops using palm trees like a catapult and landed on the frekin' inner curtain wall of the fort perfectly (f**k physics, just f**k it).

One thing is certain, everyone in the Kingdom of Mahishmati has meta-human strength. I get it, that they curled up in circles with their shields to lessen the impact and save themselves form projectiles but some landed on their feet, like human boulders they were breaking huge chunks of castle wall.  I think S S Rajamouli just gave up there; Swan-Ship was Creativity max, this was just too pathetic. The visuals are fantasy and unreal, its beautiful, the epic Baahubali death stab shot is just perfect, the visualisations are just too perfect and i don’t like things too perfect, because when it gets too perfect you can’t relate to it or feel the emotions, flawlessness leads to deceit. It looked as if he was posing for the camera in every shot of the movie. Same goes for  Devasena, she is an attention *hore. I mean just, plain show off by everyone in the movie. And then there is another epic stupid character, Sivagami. Two words - HER EYES, period. The dumbest lady in Mahishmati. Vachan Hi hain Sashan ke naam pe pura rajyaa jala dala. Can we give her a squatting ovation? Pleaj. -_- I get it, Kshatriya and all, they are known for their zubaan, even if baad mein bolne ke layak na rahe. I mean what vachan and what sashan if you don’t have your people to rule. Sivagami just puts icing on the cake with her epic decisions.

Then there is Karan Johar, he tweeted and I quote 'When the MONDAY behaves likes day 1...it's no longer a cinema celebration it's a cinema revolution! Monday ( Hindi) at 40.25!!! #Baahubali2' . Revolution, bullshi*, i don’t think so. But I agree, Indian cinema will spend much more on good story lineup and visuals/DOP from this day forward. Epics go a long way, a Mahabharata and/or Ramayana remake or just any mythological Indian subculture movie will do great in the Indian context. We love it. I admit. But a little more detailing and aesthetics is still missing. What Bahubali does deliver is the art, cliché romance and a blood pumping scenes. One scene in particular was when people cheered more for Baahubali during the crowning ceremony of Bhalla. That was the only scene which really made my time & money worth. Overall, it’s an 'okay' movie.  Over-hyped, too easy to rant about and a little appealing. Mostly because of the grandeur nature and wide angle shots.

Rating - 1.732/5

Recommendations - Definitely watch it, I mean it only religious to be mainstream.

100 Questions

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. 

- ...represented in magnitude and direction by the side of...

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

- A lot of things -_-

3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?

- Talking to my girlfriend. 

4. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

- Netherlands vs. Costa Rica 

5. Without looking, guess what time it is

- 1:23pm ish

6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

- 1pm

7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

- The fan. 

8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

- Last night at 10:30pm, bike ride to get some fresh air. 

9. Did you dream last night?

- Yes. 

10. Do you remember your dreams?

- Sometimes.

11. When did you last laugh?

- I don't remember.

12 .Do you remember why / at what?

- Nope

13. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

- 'Make Love not war' poster

14. Seen anything weird lately?

- Not really

15. What do you think of this quiz?

- Getting bored of it.

16. What is the last film you saw?

- The Little Rascals Save the Day

17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

- Some Caribbean island. 

18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

- A lot of things, House in all the countries i want to visit.

19. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.

- I am very emotional.

20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

- The Indian Constitution. 

21. Do you like to dance?

- I cant dance.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

- Yea for a couple of years but not permanently. 

23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?

- Oh yes. 

24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?

- My girlfriend.

25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

- Arrow season 2 episode 9

26. Last time you swam in a pool?

- A month ago.

27. Type of music you like most?

- I like all sorts of music. Depends on my mood. 

28. Type of music you dislike most?

- None really.

29. Are you listening to music right now?

- Nope.

30. What color is your bedroom carpet?

- Red

31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?

- A helipad, definitely a helipad. 

32. What was the last thing you bought?

- Mangoes.

33. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?

- Yes.

34. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?

- Already planned. This winter.

35. Do you have a garden?

- Yes.

36. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?

- Yes.

37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

- Hope the day doesn't suck like every other day. 

38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?

- A date with Emily Rickards

39. Who sent the last text message you received?

- Google. 

40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

- I dunno. This isn't USA. 

41. What time is bed time?

- When i am sleepy.

42. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?

- ....

43. How many tattoos do you have?

- 1 on my chest.

44. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?

- I will get another one later.

45. What did you do for your last birthday?

- Was at vizag, training. It was a day well spent. 

46. Do you carry a donor card?

- No, but i will get one soon.

47. Who was the last person you ate dinner with?

- My dad.

48. Is the glass half empty or half full?

- The glass if half empty and half full.

49. What's the farthest-away place you've been?

- To Kanyakumari

50. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?

- I always do.

51. Have you ever won a trophy?

- Yes.

52. Are you a good cook?

- Yes i am :) 

53. Do you know how to pump your own gas?

- I never have.

54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?

- My aunt, had some questions for her.

55. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?

- Always.

56. Do you touch-type?

- Yes. I am doing it right now. 

57. What's under your bed?

- Its empty.

58. Do you believe in love at first sight?

- No. I believe in infatuation at first sight.

59. Think fast, what do you like right now?

- Some quality time with friends.

60. Where were you on Valentine's day?

- I have no clue. I don't remember.

61. What time do you get up?

- Depends on what time i go to bed. Today i woke up at 12pm

62. What was the name of your first pet?

- I never had a pet and I don't want any in the near future.

63. Who is the second to last person to call you?

- A senior.

64. Is there anything going on this weekend?

- Not really. Staying Home

65. How are you feeling right now?

- Bored.

66. What do you think about the most?

- My mother.

67. What time do you get up in the morning?

- ....

68. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?

- Immediately. 

69. Who would you tell first?

- My dad

70. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?

- Transformers : Age of Extinction 

71. Do you sing in the shower?

- Yo

72. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

- ....

73. What do you do most when you are bored?

- I write blogs. Incomplete blogs.

74. What do you do for a living?

- I eat.

75. Do you love your job?

- I don't have any. 

76. What did you want to be when you grew up?

- An Inventor.

77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?

- An astronaut. 

78. Which came first the chicken or the egg?

- I have no clue. Didn't do my research on that.

79. How many keys on your key ring?

- 2

80. Where would you retire to?

- Some peaceful country.

81. What kind of car do you drive?

- I don't have a car.

82. What are your best physical features?

- None.

83. What are your best characteristics?

- I am very very frank with my actions and words. 

84. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?

- Hawaii 

85. What kind of books do you like to read?

- Thriller, romantic, mystery, sci-fi

86. Where would you want to retire to?

- ....

87. What is your favorite time of the day?

- Evening

88. Where did you grow up?

- Hometown, Agartala

89. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?

- I am in my birthplace.

90. What are you reading now?

- The fault in our stars

91. Are you a morning person or a night owl?

- Night owl

92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

- Nope

93. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?

- Yes.

94. Do you have pets?

- Nope

95. How many rings before you answer the phone?

- Depends. Deciding for should i pick up the call or not.

96. What is your best childhood memory?

- My mom's food.

97. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?

- Mostly as a social worker.

98. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?

- I am planning to make my room voice controlled. 

99. What is most important in life?

- My family, more precisely my sister.

100. What Inspires You?

- People with innovative ideas. 

The Lover's Love - The Over Hyped Emotion

When the world says 'give up', Hope whispers.. Try it one more time.

Just like any other feeling it has its pros and cons. 
Its a Little different from other emotions in many ways then one, but its still an emotion. The entire world rests in the hands of it. Love is like the mixed fruit salad which brings all emotions into one. Happiness, sadness, joy, pride, fear, courage, guilt and remorse are just a few to be named. Its a roller-coaster ride of emotions. The best thing about it is that its shared between two people and it costs nothing. When you love someone its not mandatory that the other person should love you back and believe me or not, that's the beauty of it. Because then and only then you come out of your shell, your comfort zone and "Express". It makes the one in Love, restless, ruthless and possessive. The Cons to be exact. But the cons are the decisions you have to take at one point to realize your partner's worth. Falling in love is the best feeling and expressing it to the person you love is best decision you can ever take.

He/she will ignore you? That's not a good enough reason to stop yourself. No matter how much he/she ignores. They will soon think about you and analyze the situation. And that will always make them happy. I mean you just proposed him/her, wont that make them feel good for themselves.

Ever wondered why the answer to a "PROPOSAL" is given in either yes/no.
I really don't get the concept. A "Proposal" is not a yes or no question. Proposal as the dictionary claims is a plan or suggestion put forward for consideration or discussion by others or the action of putting forward such a plan or suggestion which by extension regarding "Love Proposals" means you 'express' how you feel and let the other person decide what to do next and suggest you what can be done since you expressed yourself.
But let me remind you one thing. Love should be pure. Not coz of sympathy and definitely not coz of Lust. Love him/her coz your heart said so or for reasons you cant explain.

Finally, Heart-Breaks :
Ever had an accident? Ever felt the pain? A broken leg?
The days that went by when you couldn't lift that leg, or even bending it causes so much pain which lasted for a week or a month or even a year, but it wears of. But you leg remains forever deformed/scared reminding you of the Accident.
Well Love has sort of a Similar concept. The scars don't show in the physical form but mentally, which is worse but then like a broken limb the pain eventually wears of. But in the long run similar to the scar/deformation, the thought of the one you loved so truly will remind you of the heart-break. Learn from them. Don't take a pessimistic approach. Be open-hearted. Hope keeps us alive remember :) . So Go out there and let your heart out to the person you love.
Pyar Kiya Toh Darna Kya ;) Right ?

Guys, Here is how to confuse a Girl! :D

GUYSSSS!!! - Girl Have a Secret Weapon ... We Have a Solution... \,,/ 

Always remember: Every step of a woman, every decision she utters, desperately demands a reaction, strictly for the basis to continue a drama. And what guys always do is, give her drama. They cry, they ask her reasons, they make her the queen.  But for one second think about breaking this system. The key to get any girl is to confuse her.A girl's life is like a movie, the more you let her be your boss and unknowingly follow her instructions to be a part of that movie, the more you'll never have her in your life and just be a pawn. To have the girl, you have to be her boss; and in order to do that, you have to end that movie right now. 

How do you end it?

Girl: I am sorry but we shouldn't be friends anymore/ I don't want to hurt you anymore/ I am really busy these days, and I have college work to do/ I have to go out with my parents/ I can't call you in the night because I sleep with my sister/ My phone is with my mum as the exams are coming and she caught me talking for hours/

(And still her phone would be busy)

Such are common examples that girls use to ignore you directly. What do you do? If she is directly ignoring you and is interested in some other guy, then don't apply the following method. But if she is friends with you and just confuses you with what she wants, whether she wants you or not, it all implies that she has taken you are granted. You are her insurance; and you never want to be that, trust me.

What you do when she says the following thing:

 Girl: I am sorry but we shouldn't be friends anymore!

 Boy: Again? But why? (this is what guys do every time, they start writing a thesis and resort to compromising) Please don't do this?

Girl: I just want to be alone/ I don't to be friends with anyone/ I want to focus on my studies or work/ I have had enough of guys in my life / blahblah(Another mistake of guys is that they never hear it as blahblah, when all of it is actually blahblah; they start applying their heads and giving reasons to their blahblah, which of course would not result to anything)

Boy: But I don't want to trouble you/ Listen, I would never trouble you/ you can trust me, I won't disturb you or call you very much/ (answers to her blahblah)

Then for a considerable time, a guy tries to call her and she ignores, but the moment he gives up she'd call him one day with nothing to say, and revise everything again.

What you are supposed to answer in order to confuse her- 

Boy: Oh I can understand what you feel. I know you want to be alone, it's alright, I'll never disturb you. You just take care of yourself! 

Girl: ??? 

 (She has nothing to say except for okay and hang up now, and this is when you break her movie.)  You hang up the phone, and you leave her 100 % confused. She'd now think that maybe she doesn't value much in your life, that's why it was okay for you to let go of her with such comfort. And she'd end up calling you again in a day or two. 

The secret is that you do exactly what she tells you to, because that's not at all what she wants. She wants you to act exactly the opposite of it, she wants you to beg, to be felt important.

Ghosts: At a Molecular level

Scientific analysis -

I believe in the normal and the paranormal. I mean its only logical. There are things which science can't explain and then there are the blind believers and non-believers. I am a believer. But this article is me putting up an 'Idea', a theory perhaps. I might be a little hypocrite here.
So, the paranormal, the demons, the angles, the good ones and the bad ones. We all heard about them and we all are in a state of confusion.
This might clear a few things up.
If ghosts really do exist whats the state of their existence. I mean "The state" as in, the five states - Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma and Bose-Einstein condensate or a mixture, like us humans because well as the theory goes, people die and they become ghosts. So, its a mixture perhaps.
Spirit and Soul, we talk a lot about those things. I mean if ghosts are spirits/souls then they must feed on something to plain exist, leave alone the 'haunting us' part. So i will presume they feed on minerals and sunlight and other stuff. So as long as they get the adequate amount of power to keep them rolling they are practically immortal.
Lets go with the well known theory about Ghosts:
- They are sometimes lost
- They have a motive at times
- They think they are still alive at times
- They sometimes mean harm to anyone who comes in their way
- They mean no harm at times and are just there to freak us out
- They are usually translucent in nature
- They feed on Fear and Darkness
- They are just stuck on earth and cant move to heaven/hell
- They are sometimes rejected souls and continue doing their work as they did when they were alive.
- And the list goes on - lost(dead) lover(s), unfinished deed, utter confusion, etc etc etc.

So, those are what I know. The deal is lets say they exist.
Whats their basic anatomy(structure)?
We all are made of atoms. Anything in existence should be made of atoms at a nuclear level.
Hence, ghosts = a complex atomic structure. And we very well know, the law of conservation of energy, energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be transferred into one form or the other. So they are basically transferred energy packets held into place by some bonds. But the real question is how do they remember what they were when they were alive? How do they manage to gather up the memory from the brain before it decays? Well, perhaps there is a transition of the brain as the body dies. The brain is the first thing to molecularity form, just like the growth of an embryo. And it happens gradually with the memories intact and the unfinished deeds highlighted.

Why the translucent nature of the usually seen ghostly figures?
Perhaps the atoms didn't gel well as they were suppose to, I mean if they would then the entire human would be re-born(reincarnation reference). But no, they are loosely bonded.

How do they get their energy to survive?
We all have heard about "A ghost which has been living up the abandoned mine-shaft house for 100's of years", How? I mean whats the secret. As mentioned earlier - minerals. But, digestion, conversion of minerals to energy! What about it? There might be a process working in them, osmosis sorta or can be like a nuclear reactor (as in the sun). But everything has to end, i mean it can't go on forever.
Well it does. Its just that it takes longer then usual.

What if the earth dies (we know it will some day)? Will they still survive?
Well at least their motive would die, i mean no earth and there will be a bunch of confused souls. But their are other 7 planets and many others millions of light-years away. I highly doubt they will still be able to survive, i mean the cosmic radiation would be enough to vaporize them, let alone the fact that they probably wont be getting the adequate energy supply. Haven't heard about a paranormal activity on the moon or any orbiting satellites.

I have spoken. Reading this you might get it all cleared up or rather more confused then you already were. I just made an opinion. An opinion debatable at so many levels.

Conclusion - Lets hope they exist, that will keep our heads ticking, because there is so much we don't know. The hunger to know more and solve the mysteries of the universe will never end. And i am sure science is all gearing up to Explain the Un-explainable.

The Female Attitude

Today I am going to Shed a light on Something We say a lot but neglect it in the long run :
Attitude/Ego/PickUp of Girls 
From where do they adopt the trait ? 
Its not something they acquire genetically. Its something they develop as they grow. From family , form situations. And i strongly believe is merely a defense mechanism. 
If i could have a penny for every time a Guy said "Koto Attitude mayadar", i would have been a Billionaire by now. Lets face it. It hurts to look at the female who walks by with all that attitude. I mean look at her, so pretty, so hot, so good at heart, but that Ego of her's ruins it all for the men.

She does it because she doesn't want to get raped/betrayed/left with a broken heart.

There are Reports of Rapes of 8 every 5 minutes in India alone. That means right now as you read this there is some guy doing his evil and you are there wondering why she doesn't want to talk with you. And I am Sure among the 8 cases at least 1 is being done by her so called "boyfriend". So the girls have a Strategy, don't get a Lust mongering Boyfriend and we all know how many males are out there with that mentality. And i don't think there is a survey of breakups which sometimes makes the girl mentally paralyzed and incapable of looking at another guy AGAIN. I am not saying all men are Dogs, but that Phrase has to come from somewhere. So, every time you (guy) are getting rejected or just plane ignored doesn't mean you are unwanted or a Rapist, you are just someone the girl is taking time to analyse.

So You had a Bad day

So You had a Bad day

Oww, Your day was bad coz you had a nasty fight with ur GF/BF.
Oww, Your day was bad coz you broke a nail.
Oww, Your day was bad coz you had a bad experience at College/School.
Oww, Your day was bad coz of that one sight you saw or coz of that one text you received from your 'ex

Oww, your day was bad...
Did u have to spend whole night preparing for the Exam and finally went to bed at 3am to see that your part of the bed was ruined by ur sick mom and had to sleep on the floor in the freezing cold and finally wake up for college feeling all feverish and tired at the exam hall.

Oww, your day was bad...
Did u have to wake up all happy at the weekend to know that you will have a peacefully sleep and great day and come to know that your maid wasn't coming and prepare meals, make sure ur mom and sister ate and bath your sister and do all the household chores..


Oww, your day was bad...
Did u spend endless hours thinking "oww m feeling soo low, let me call/text a frnd and talk for a while" and when you do, you get no replies or they don't pick up calls and u get depressed over the fact that you might not have any friends.

Oww, your day was bad...
Did you wake up wondering no one cares for coz last night u had a chat with a girl who was terebly unhappy but u made her happy and she didn't even know how sad you were and slept off wondering NO ONE! NT A  SINGLE PERSON!

Oww, your day was bad...
Did u have that weird conversation with your best friend and now she never talks the way she used to as a matter of fact she ignores you and behaves so rude which makes you wanna kill yourself for sheer existence in this fucked up world.

Oww, your day was bad...
Do you get all irritated by your mom while watching TV where she stands in front of the TV no matter how many times you tell her to move out of the way  or Studying where she calls to ask you what you are doing every 2minutes (LITERALLY).

Oww, your day was bad...
Did you ever have the situation where you went to have your dinner and find there is Nothing left to eat coz most of the food is Either in the Garbage or Thrown Out, and that would happen almost every single  day.

Oww, your day was bad...
Did u have to make lame excuses to not go to the college or tuition's or hangouts when the real problem is There will be no one to take care of my family if i go and by extension  i get Attendance Shortage, Scolding and Ignored by friends.

So You had a Bad day.. :)

Why I walk on the "Wrong" Side of The Road

I don't understand who made the stupid law of walking on the right side to where you are facing. I mean its okay with Vehicles to do that, But pedestrians.... I don't Get it. I mean as a general rule you should be facing oncoming traffic as u walk on the streets or the sidewalk, But here its different. You are facing away from the oncoming traffic and walking along the ongoing traffic. Vehicles appear behind your back as they pass you bye.  Suppose a Vehicle looses control, you wont be able to see your Death coming, by the time you gain consciousnesses you will be in heaven... Isn't it Logical just to see whats coming in-front of you as you as you walk and react as per circumstances. Road accidents and deaths in the Capital that pedestrian fatalities outnumber murders (528 in 2008). For instance, only 52 pedestrians died in Hyderabad in 2008, 74 in Bangalore, 29 in Pune, 62 in Jaipur and 71 in Nagpur for the same period. I m sure Most of them didn't even see their death coming. I can only hope they would be walking on the "Wrong" side of the Road, they could have ducked or done something to lessen the impact that led to their death. I mean isn't walking on the side of oncoming traffic a Logical Solution to lessen the death rates. 

Concluding i would say - Walking To the Right Side is the Wrong Side (unless u want to die), walk to the left and you have a 1UP... 

---- Sam Mysterio ^_^

Engineering College Girls - The Chemistry

A Dubbing Done By me - Original Work by "Nitin Gupta" (I don't take Credit for it)

The Girls of Other Colleges Except Engineering like Media Colleges, Franklin University Sorta, Fashion Colleges etc, I Think The Girls of those Colleges are Like Electrons, High on Charge - Low On mass. There is flow of current but less mass.  The Girls of Engineering Colleges are Like Neutrons , No Charge But a Lot of Mass. I m not Taking about the Girls of my College, they are awesome, and when guys come to college, the 1st year guys, they are like Protons. High on Charge - High on Positive Energy. But Since they stay among Neutrons for 4years, their energy Starts to Dissipate slowly.... in quanta's.  In 1st year you are n=4, 2nd year n=3, 4th year n=1, and after passing out you reach Ground State. And Then if you get an Electron also, its of no use.




1st year when guys join the college, they are very ambitious , ready to react coz of Electron Deficiency.  For the very same stubbornness some guys remain unsaturated till they reach final year.




But, no matter what the engineering college is,  there is electron shower, at-least 2 times a year. Once During the Cultural Feast and the Other During Technical Feast. A lot of electrons from Other Campuses and Colleges come to your college. Some Are unstable electrons, out of their valence Shell, highly energetic. You might have love at first sight seeing their P - Orbitals.. I think many of u couldnt get that, please revise "Atomic Structure" and Read through it again. ;) .




Then there are the other category of girls, Delocalized Electrons. They have no idea what they are doing, One day with one guy and the other day  with another, they keep Resonating to and fro. Still they cant Stabilize, Reaction with them is very easy coz they have high proton affinity. So a lot of protons react during the Festivals.  Reaction Takes place in room temperature, highly exothermic, where a lot of energy is released in the process. I think thats why people say that this combination reaction is a great exercise. 


And then there is another category of girls who are very difficult to get through because they have got a very high dielectric constant. Their activation energy is Very high. To provide activation energy you have to do a lot of labor, like spend money, u have to give a lot of compliments, a lot of time., a lot of fake compliments and after that their activation energy goes down and they turn a bit soft and hence you can react. 
For people who cannot afford the activation energy they take the help of catalysts. Catalyst being the girlfriend of the girl you like. You make friendship with the girl, take her in your loop, make banana bond with her, so that she can lower the activation energy of the girl you like for you to react and like all catalyst she gets out of the reaction without effecting it. 


And then there is the final category of girls which you can get at Mumbai collages, they are like Semi-conductors . For setting them you need to introduce doping, and am not talking about P or N type doping ;). You people are clever enough. :D


So you might have noticed during campus festivals, guys of your colleges give a tour to girls from other colleges. I say that they are Electric Dipoles. Because you see, when a campus guy gives a girl who is from another college, a tour of his college, there is a one hand distance maintained between them, and thats what dipole is, right? Two Opposite Charges Separated by a Distance........ and their Distance is always constant and they just remain Best-friends.


So that's all, Girls are Electrons , Guys are protons. Pyar mein Dard Logic is Colloumbs law of Attraction.
And Talking about Girls of Engineering College, they are limiting reagent, Guys are Excess Substate. 
Somtimes it happens that you have a girlfriend and she cheats on you for another guy, thats called Back-Bonding.


----- Sam Mysterio ^_^ 


(source: Standup By Nitin Gupta)

Reading at Two Colleges at the Same Time - An Interview

WORK of FICTION

I, Barkha Dhutt welcome you to the Baith'ke baat here on BendyTV. Today we have with ourselves a young lad who has been nominated for the MTV youth icon. A guy who Studies in not only two Colleges at the same time but they are of different backgrounds of Science. An Aspiring Engineer-Cum-Doctor i must say..
Welcome Suvra Sankha Dev *applause*

B.D - So welcome to the Show Mr.Dev.

SSD - Gald to be here..

BD - wow, this is just great... I mean its true.. U seem to study in two colleges at the Same time. One
Engineering College and the other is Medical College.. How did you get that to happen.

SSD - Well i always wanted to be an engineer but more than that i wanted to know everything, "Knowledge" as a whole was my main aim in Life sorta thing. Soon as the School was getting over i wondered is this what i wanted to do for the rest of my life, I mean Being an Engineer was a Dream and I Genuinely was happy and i knew i would Love to be an Engineer with no regrets whatsoever, but later one night i just thoght  over it and i felt that no, something was not right, i felt uneasy and soon i realized that my passion was to "know", everything.  Everything the world can provide with. Every Experience, ever opportunity. I mean we live just once. I have nothing to loose. So later the very next morning i talked with my dad. He was more Confused than Curious. So yea.. That's how it all started..

BD - Well, thats a heck of a kick of realization you got. Tell us about how the Admissions happens. I mean the Studio audience and the millions watching are keen to know that.

SSD - The process had a bit of Pressure, Luck, Perspiration.. all Combined. So my dad did all the work dealing wid the Ministry.. I mean i appeared for both the AIEEE and Medical Exam and I got in for Both the colleges, but well i didnt one to choose one. So my dad wrote a letter and we had the entire thing sorted out and The Education Minister Read that and soon enough he approved. There were a few correction in the Clauses here and there but it was all sorted at the end. so yea..

BD - Thats incredible.. So how is the Entire College thing going on. How long it has been and tell us more..

SSD - Well it has been 3 months and Both the Colleges and its going good so far. They say Medical is Difficult and not Engineering. Trust me they both are Equally difficult. No comparison.

BD - Saying Difficult. How are you dealing with the pressure. I mean It must be Hectic.

SSD - Oww yaa.. Its Hectic all Right. I mean comming here for this interview i broght books wid me. Came Studing all the way and will go Studing. Mid-sems's Start in a Couple of days. But its not that i Study always, I mean the Engineering Stuff is More of the Practical work and Stuff.. I have to Study less and work on workshops more.. and the Medical Stuff is More of the STUDY STUDY STUDY method.. I Try not to loose my appetite and get any disease or Something, Coz than everything is ruined.. But well i manage. Somehow.

BD - How about the classes how do you manage them.

SSD - The most difficult task i have to accomplish.. haha.. I keep moving from one college to anotother every now and then. I have a allowance of 20% more leave of absence than other students in both the colleges and i am Sooo Thankful to Minister Sir for that. And i am utilizing the 20+20 = 40% in both the colleges and its helping a lot. The two colleges are couple of hours apart. So it gets kinda tiresome at times.

BD - Don't you think its partiality. Giving you a 20% Extra Credit in Both the Colleges.

SSD - I dont think so. Coz thats not something i thoght about, i mean "learning" is all i am asking. I dont think its too much to ask and am Sincere.. So No point in that.

BD - Ok. So Whats the deal with all the doctor stuff..

SSD - Well my mom is a Schizophrenic patient and we went to all the places in India Looking for a Cure and Not 1 doctor Could Help Us. So i took it as a Challenge.. Will Cure her...

BD - That's Good. Now Let us Take an Audience Question.. umm.... Yes you! over there..

Audience - Medic and Engineer.. Y not arts or Commerce too. U want to learn. So why not them too.
*Crowd Laughs*

SSD - I hope that wasn't Sarcastic :) .But well actually i did Think about that too. I love Economics and I do wright songs and poems and Stuff all the time. But nah, not risking to Take that much pressure and Ow I hate "History" and "Political Science".. I hope That Solves your Question.

BD - So tell us about your family and a little about personal life, if u may..

SSD- :) well my family comprises of me, my dad, my mom and my little sis.. And I love to hangout with my friends and trust me i do take out time to have fun.. Its not like i am always studying.. That's Personal Enough I guess..

BD - ok. So thats all the time we have for today.. Anything Else would u like to add...

SSD - Well, i hope government can carry out some law or sumthin tht a Student can "Learn" what ever he/she wants to and maybe allowed to Study where ever he wants once qualified...

BD - Thnk you for being here and i m sure you will do wonders someday.. People you just witnessed an Extra ordinary man here.. He is Going to Do Wonders.
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Love

      There is only one happiness in life -- to love and to be loved.

                                            -- George Sand                                               

Was heart broken, still am.. But it all dissolved now. Now it just attacks me and haunts me at times that "Nobody", i mean there there must be somebody. but "Nobody".... 
At-least i Loved someone, like for real, so that makes me happy. Maybe am not meant to be loved. But I loved someone. We broke-up and I was hallucinating for months until i realized that I ACTUALLY did break up. I was in pieces. Torn, heart Broken. the usual love-breakup crap. I rose from the ashes of my own poverty to not being Loved. Thought i was Strong. Like i said people. But i knew this would haunt me for the rest of my life. I still get all teary when i listen to some songs. 3 Doors Down - Here without you baby. I am not the only one I know. But i also know am not like others. Have i moved on from the breakup that happened 2years ago. Hell YES.. But haven't moved on from the fact that i cannot be loved. Its like when you figure out all the pieces of a puzzle and you cant fit the last piece and soon you realize that the last piece is broken. There lies a perfect life with a void in the middle. Right in the middle of your heart. 
Consumes me at times when am lonely. And am lonely a lot. So yea.. 
Love is so risky of a commodity to look for. I mean "Nobody" .
I just couldn't get over the fact that girls are so spontaneous Minded.. On Spot decisions and selfish ones. 
I wanted a normal life. 
A normal family.
A normal Love.
I have none. 
I wish, i just pray there is still someone out there. One.Who will Love me.
I have dealt with a Lot of girls after the breakup. Hell!! i became a stud for like 6months where i saw the faces of some really nasty girls. Not a Single, not one was beautiful. All were so self consuming, selfish. I mean all. And Still dealing with the same ordeal.
20years have passed. I don't know how long i can take this. The negative energy around me makes me feel so claustrophobic.
Every Girl i have been friends with is just the same. The same ugly face. I know its all pessimistic.But Optimism is like so hopeless. Optimism alone has led me to what i feel right now and depresses me. So why should i be optimistic. Just accepting the fact that i cant be loved is so promising.


The people around me have taught me so much. 
Reality - A stud and a Slut (Happiest people in the world)
Friction - A perfect match.
Rare - A good relation. 


Looking back, i was happy being invisible during my 10 Grade. It was so 'me'. 
Falling for someone - Just killed me..
I feel like a corpse now. Intoxicated. 


I don't know what the future holds for me. But am sure that i will keep falling in love again and again, coz i just cant hear the noise, i keep frolicking towards the fake affection that floats around me.. 

Real Steel - My Review

Real Steel - Made Of Metal But Heart of Steel

Just finished watching an awesome movie. Absolutely a diesel pumping and meal crunching one (literally), Couldn't wait to write about it. For people who haven't watched the trailer, please do. And for the others you know the rough sketch about the movie. Well ya, "Robots Fighting".. But i promise you this, its soo much more than that. The entire movie deals with the passion and never give up moto. You might just get inspired.. Soon as u keep progressing in the movie you will know that its more about The will power of an (x) Boxer and his Stubbornness. And oh, the story takes place in the future (just in case you were wondering)

Here is the Story : Charlie' Played by Huge Jackman is now broke but has a 200 frekin' gran  robot to battle. He goes with it to "the Streets" (underground battle) and comes back home lost and with a pile of junk. Apparently he lives with his Female Boxing partner in her house who's father used to teach Charlie Boxing.
She doesn't want to go broke too hence she disapproves with the Robot Stuff, but like i said "Stubborn" ....
Meanwhile his Son Max (yea..) who, "is 9 ot 8 oh i am sorry 11 " who is in custody in a foster family needs to be taken care of by his "dad" coz the family will be gone for a while... So he now joins the party..
The thing gets quite emotional in the middle when there is the intro of the new Robot "Adam" Found by Max in a Junkyard, a 2nd Gen robot wid no fighting capabilities whatsoever.. Only made to be controlled in Shadow mode by its operator and does ahh i dunno, roboty-stuff (i guess), but not meant for Boxing.
Now there must be a villain, haha, expected, Well there is, "Zeus" , Yes the Greek God with the Bolt bot for real, undefeated champion of champions.. But well u might be thinking "Ok, so the 2nd gen Adam learns to fight and defeats Zeus", ehh!! u are partly Correct, except for the defeating Zeus part.
At the End of the Movie Adam wins the "People;s Champion" as they say, but not officially winning..

The Movie is a Must see, The Realist effects and the mind blowwingly Aweesomeee Steel to Steel Clash with sparks flying all over will give eyegasm no doubt. I definitely recommend the movie for all adrenaline pumping fans out there.. The only thing the movie lacks is the back-story, the script could have been a bit descriptive and not jumpy..

Best part in the Movie : The last 5 Rounds, Adam one on one with Zeus kept me Glued to the movie, and after Jackman Took over the Fight it was just Heart pumping Action.
Recommendation : A Definite watch.. Just Do it..
Rating : 9 out of 10 gearboxes... \m/

Here is the Trailler:

Here is The Cast and Crew : (source: wiki)

• Hugh Jackman as Charlie Kenton
• Dakota Goyo as Max Kenton
• Evangeline Lilly as Bailey Tallet
• Kevin Durand as Ricky
• Anthony Mackie as Finn
• Olga Fonda as Farra Lemcova
• Hope Davis as Debra
• Phil LaMarr as ESPN Boxing Commentator
• James Rebhorn as Marvin
• Karl Yune as Tak Mashido 

Directed by	Shawn Levy
Produced by	Shawn Levy Susan Montford Don Murphy
Screenplay by	John Gatins
Story by	Dan Gilroy Jeremy Leven
Based on	"Steel" by Richard Matheson
Starring	Hugh Jackman Dakota Goyo Evangeline Lilly Anthony Mackie Kevin Durand
Music by	Danny Elfman
Studio	DreamWorks Pictures Reliance Entertainment 21 Laps Entertainment
Distributed by	Touchstone Pictures
Release date(s)	October 6, 2011 (Australia) October 7, 2011(United States and Canada)
Running time	127 minutes
Country	United States
Language	English
Budget	$110 million

My Filo'sofies.. xD

My Filo'sofy -Boktita No. 208-

When a Guy Sees his female frn wid her Bf in a Pic and Coments Sumthin Like This

"nice pic dear, best wishes 4 lyf tym, smile smile nd smile, keep smiling :), smile alwaz"

This means Either of the 2 things:- 

1. The Guy's life is Super Miserable and is Probably Single Coz his GF left 4 being Over-possessive.

2. He really Knows The guy well. And They r goin to break up soon. So he makes tht Comnent to stay on her side and probably bang her as soon as tht happns.

My Filo'sofy No. 146 :-

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Wat is it wid making History... "I will make History", "Ow Look History has been made"... first make the Present and Clear ur Past, Making history is inevitable. History is Made Wid Every passing Second... Hey look its its 2.42pm of 09/04/2011, History has been made Coz this wont Happen anytym in the Future.. #RealityCheck

My Filo'sofy -Boktita No. 342-

(4 Girls* only)

Dnt use the Cosmo as a bible. I dn't knw who cums up with half the tripe, bt m prety sure they need counseling & plz dnt xpect ur man 2 alwys lay on the charm & romance. Sumtims, tht's nice. Sumetims. bt xpectin him 2 be al roses & candles all the time is like xpecting u 2 act like a p0rnstar al the time. If u r nt wiling 2 do tht, dn't xpect him 2 switch 4 u.

My Filo'sofy -Boktita No. 312-

Main Dost banane se q darta hu..

Tum log hena Sab chutayee ho. Sallo Dosti tho kar lete ho, ek ya Do mahino main dosti bahot gahri bhi karlete ho, phir jab ekdum sure hojatee hoi ki yea banda tho dost bangay, sare contact acchanak Band kar dete hain, Phir Jab bhi Koi maddat chayiye, tabhi contack karte hain... CHUTIYoo... xD

My Filo'sofy No.512

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The Truth is No one Ever changes... Sumtyms(everytym) we fail to see the Real "Thm", and whn we see who they really r, we say tht they hav changed... :)

My Filo'sofy No.163 :-

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Every1 is Double faced. Not necessarily The other face is the Evil one, but is Definitely The Hypocrite One..The other Face is Revealed when the person is alone or under the perfect conditions... And the Sad/Happy truth is; That Other Side to u(the hypocrite one) is the REAL U... :)

My Filo'sofy No.102 :- 

Watch Bollywood Movies* to entertain yourslves, and not to learn lessons... Moves Have Happy Endings, Not real life. Stop taking advice's (love/revenge/family/etc) from moves.. The Movies are just full of Coincident's which rarely happen in real life... Thank.U. Jai Ho.. 

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*Except Documentaries, thts real Sh!t..

My Filo'sofy No. 201:-

Never Drink, Smoke or take drugs for a "Reason" , Taking them for a reason will make u badly vurnarable to ur own Negativity. If u realy want to drink or smoke. . Do it for Fun or sumthin.. But never for a Reason... Dont get addicted.. Ok, forget watever i said, Just DONT DO IT...