A Dubbing Done By me - Original Work by "Nitin Gupta" (I don't take Credit for it)
The Girls of Other Colleges Except Engineering like Media Colleges, Franklin University Sorta, Fashion Colleges etc, I Think The Girls of those Colleges are Like Electrons, High on Charge - Low On mass. There is flow of current but less mass. The Girls of Engineering Colleges are Like Neutrons , No Charge But a Lot of Mass. I m not Taking about the Girls of my College, they are awesome, and when guys come to college, the 1st year guys, they are like Protons. High on Charge - High on Positive Energy. But Since they stay among Neutrons for 4years, their energy Starts to Dissipate slowly.... in quanta's. In 1st year you are n=4, 2nd year n=3, 4th year n=1, and after passing out you reach Ground State. And Then if you get an Electron also, its of no use.
1st year when guys join the college, they are very ambitious , ready to react coz of Electron Deficiency. For the very same stubbornness some guys remain unsaturated till they reach final year.
But, no matter what the engineering college is, there is electron shower, at-least 2 times a year. Once During the Cultural Feast and the Other During Technical Feast. A lot of electrons from Other Campuses and Colleges come to your college. Some Are unstable electrons, out of their valence Shell, highly energetic. You might have love at first sight seeing their P - Orbitals.. I think many of u couldnt get that, please revise "Atomic Structure" and Read through it again. ;) .
Then there are the other category of girls, Delocalized Electrons. They have no idea what they are doing, One day with one guy and the other day with another, they keep Resonating to and fro. Still they cant Stabilize, Reaction with them is very easy coz they have high proton affinity. So a lot of protons react during the Festivals. Reaction Takes place in room temperature, highly exothermic, where a lot of energy is released in the process. I think thats why people say that this combination reaction is a great exercise.
And then there is another category of girls who are very difficult to get through because they have got a very high dielectric constant. Their activation energy is Very high. To provide activation energy you have to do a lot of labor, like spend money, u have to give a lot of compliments, a lot of time., a lot of fake compliments and after that their activation energy goes down and they turn a bit soft and hence you can react.
For people who cannot afford the activation energy they take the help of catalysts. Catalyst being the girlfriend of the girl you like. You make friendship with the girl, take her in your loop, make banana bond with her, so that she can lower the activation energy of the girl you like for you to react and like all catalyst she gets out of the reaction without effecting it.
And then there is the final category of girls which you can get at Mumbai collages, they are like Semi-conductors . For setting them you need to introduce doping, and am not talking about P or N type doping ;). You people are clever enough. :D
So you might have noticed during campus festivals, guys of your colleges give a tour to girls from other colleges. I say that they are Electric Dipoles. Because you see, when a campus guy gives a girl who is from another college, a tour of his college, there is a one hand distance maintained between them, and thats what dipole is, right? Two Opposite Charges Separated by a Distance........ and their Distance is always constant and they just remain Best-friends.
So that's all, Girls are Electrons , Guys are protons. Pyar mein Dard Logic is Colloumbs law of Attraction.
And Talking about Girls of Engineering College, they are limiting reagent, Guys are Excess Substate.
Somtimes it happens that you have a girlfriend and she cheats on you for another guy, thats called Back-Bonding.
----- Sam Mysterio ^_^
(source: Standup By Nitin Gupta)
The Girls of Other Colleges Except Engineering like Media Colleges, Franklin University Sorta, Fashion Colleges etc, I Think The Girls of those Colleges are Like Electrons, High on Charge - Low On mass. There is flow of current but less mass. The Girls of Engineering Colleges are Like Neutrons , No Charge But a Lot of Mass. I m not Taking about the Girls of my College, they are awesome, and when guys come to college, the 1st year guys, they are like Protons. High on Charge - High on Positive Energy. But Since they stay among Neutrons for 4years, their energy Starts to Dissipate slowly.... in quanta's. In 1st year you are n=4, 2nd year n=3, 4th year n=1, and after passing out you reach Ground State. And Then if you get an Electron also, its of no use.
1st year when guys join the college, they are very ambitious , ready to react coz of Electron Deficiency. For the very same stubbornness some guys remain unsaturated till they reach final year.
But, no matter what the engineering college is, there is electron shower, at-least 2 times a year. Once During the Cultural Feast and the Other During Technical Feast. A lot of electrons from Other Campuses and Colleges come to your college. Some Are unstable electrons, out of their valence Shell, highly energetic. You might have love at first sight seeing their P - Orbitals.. I think many of u couldnt get that, please revise "Atomic Structure" and Read through it again. ;) .
Then there are the other category of girls, Delocalized Electrons. They have no idea what they are doing, One day with one guy and the other day with another, they keep Resonating to and fro. Still they cant Stabilize, Reaction with them is very easy coz they have high proton affinity. So a lot of protons react during the Festivals. Reaction Takes place in room temperature, highly exothermic, where a lot of energy is released in the process. I think thats why people say that this combination reaction is a great exercise.
And then there is another category of girls who are very difficult to get through because they have got a very high dielectric constant. Their activation energy is Very high. To provide activation energy you have to do a lot of labor, like spend money, u have to give a lot of compliments, a lot of time., a lot of fake compliments and after that their activation energy goes down and they turn a bit soft and hence you can react.
For people who cannot afford the activation energy they take the help of catalysts. Catalyst being the girlfriend of the girl you like. You make friendship with the girl, take her in your loop, make banana bond with her, so that she can lower the activation energy of the girl you like for you to react and like all catalyst she gets out of the reaction without effecting it.
And then there is the final category of girls which you can get at Mumbai collages, they are like Semi-conductors . For setting them you need to introduce doping, and am not talking about P or N type doping ;). You people are clever enough. :D
So you might have noticed during campus festivals, guys of your colleges give a tour to girls from other colleges. I say that they are Electric Dipoles. Because you see, when a campus guy gives a girl who is from another college, a tour of his college, there is a one hand distance maintained between them, and thats what dipole is, right? Two Opposite Charges Separated by a Distance........ and their Distance is always constant and they just remain Best-friends.
So that's all, Girls are Electrons , Guys are protons. Pyar mein Dard Logic is Colloumbs law of Attraction.
And Talking about Girls of Engineering College, they are limiting reagent, Guys are Excess Substate.
Somtimes it happens that you have a girlfriend and she cheats on you for another guy, thats called Back-Bonding.
----- Sam Mysterio ^_^
(source: Standup By Nitin Gupta)
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